Tuesday, July 22, 2008

The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)



Last year the lucky ones died first. On march 23rd the lucky ones die fast.

A team of trainees of the National Guard brings supply to the New Mexico Desert for a group of soldiers and scientists that are installing a monitoring system in Sector 16. They do not find anybody in the camp, and they receive a blurred distress signal from the hills. Their sergeant gathers a rescue team, and they are attacked and trapped by deformed cannibals, having to fight to survive..

PFC Amber Johnson: [In response to Napoleon screaming after running out of the lavatory] What's Wrong?
PFC "Napoleon" Napoli: There's A hand in the shitter!

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PFC "Missy": You know one advantage of being dead? Not having to listen to your bullshit.

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PFC Delmar: I'm not sure God knows anything about this place

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PFC Delmar: [Last Lines] Crank don't freak out... don't freak out... don't freak out!

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Hades: [Repeated Line] DIE!

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PFC "Crank": [Last Line] OHH FUCK!

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Redding: [Last Line] There is one way off!

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Sgt. Jeffrey "Sarge" Millstone: [after Napoli complains that the president has lied] So what? That's what they do! No president has told the truth since Truman and he said 'The Buck Stops Here'

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PFC "Napoleon" Napoli: [in response to Amber enquiring about a scientist stuffed into a toilet cubical] I dunno... Shitman the barbarian?

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[first title card]
Title Card: Two years ago an American family crossing the desert took a wrong turn and drove deep into a military area known only as Sector 16. By dawn the next day, half the family had been slaughtered.

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[last title card]
Title Card: Sector 16 is still not acknowledged to exist.

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PFC Delmar: Killing is easy... that's why it's so dangerous.

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PFC "Napoleon" Napoli: Dead is never better.

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PFC Mickey Elrod: My leg's asleep.
PFC "Crank": Ha. You're DICK'S asleep!
PFC Mickey Elrod: Wanna wake it up?

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Sgt. Jeffrey "Sarge" Millstone: A stunning display of individual and group stupidity. Seventeen civilians killed and yourselves. I'm in fucking awe.

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