
In the Forest, Only They Can Hear You Scream...
In Greenbrier Back Country, West Virginia, the retired military Dale Murphy is hosting a tough survivor show where the winner takes US$ 100,000.00. The proposal of the reality show is to survive in the woods in the most adverse conditions, following predetermined rules. Soon the contestants find that they are really fighting to survive against a strong, sadistic and violent cannibalistic family with the appearance of monsters. Further, Colonel Dale discloses that many years ago, an abandoned pulp mill released chemical waste into the creek, killing the animals and transforming the descendants of a local family in deformed mutants. Without animals to hunt or fish to catch, the next generation chases travelers to feed themselves
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Elena: Aww shit, okay whats the next challenge?
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M: Uhh, can we keep this between us? Mara's sort of "the one".
Elena: Whatever. I'm just going to stay here and tan.
M: Cool.
Elena: Oh M! Tell Mara I said hi.
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Nina Papas: What I saw... WAS REAL!
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Jonesy: Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?
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Amber: You dont get it, do you? I'm not into men!
Jonesy: Whoa... you're a LESBIAN? How hot is that?
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Jonesy: Shit Ghost!
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Dale Murphy: Say hello to the missus from me.
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Dale Murphy: [pointing a gun at the old timer] You so much as fart old man, and you're dead.
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Amber: So, where are M and Elena?
Jake: Down by the lake, filming the "X" rated version of the show.
Jonesy: Yeah, alright, I'm gonna see you guys later!
[he gets up to leave, then holds his stomach, and groans]
Jonesy: Ooh, god. I'm so stuffed, sex is gonna have to wait!
[farts]
Jonesy: Shit ghost!
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